Dogged

I have just discovered the most amazing thing. This dog, Anastasia the Jack Russell, holds the record for the bursting of 100 balloons by a dog in a time of 44.49 seconds. I wonder what the regulations are? Must the balloons be a certain size? Are we allowed to sharpen the dogs teeth before hand? Perhaps we could even breed a new type of dog and make this a competetive sport.


6 Comments:
The most important thing to ask, as with all animals that can do tricks, is whether this dog can be put to military use.
Unsurprisingly, Anastastia has been banned from all kids' birthday parties.
Perhaps he was born too late, the Japanese bombed America with balloons during the war didn't they? Born too late and unable to fly. Unfortunately for the dog.
I had forgotten the dogs name and thought Afe was referring to the pop pratt of the same name.
Who the fuck names a Jack Russell 'Anastasia'? x
Idiots.
Perhaps he was developed too overdue, the Western bombed The u. s. with balloons during the war didn't they? Designed too overdue and not able to fly. Unfortunately for the dog.
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