Things I did to pass the time on a slow (3hr) train from Reading to Cardiff (in chronological order):-
Think about girls. Think about taking a piss. Sleep. Think more about taking a piss. Speak to my mam on the phone. Curse my phone battery. Eat a kinder egg. Build a kinder egg toy. Dismantle a kinder egg toy because I couldn't build it. Think about girls. Think about looking for a girl to join me in the toilet to pass time. Write a poem - leave it unfinished. Smooth out a kinder egg wrapper. Make un-funny small talk with other passengers - they laugh. Finally go to the toilet. Think too much about girls and rapidly think of something off-topic to relieve the pressure. Look through pictures on camera. Smile. Look out of the window at the dark. Wonder what to do with my life. Think about food. Think about girls again. Make a list. Wish I didn't have my own head for company. Wish I didn't have a pen & paper to write this down.