Toot Toot da Hoot.

Why is it so frikkin hard to write anything on here this week?

And why can't I figure out how to transfer this blonk onto Beta Blonker? I like the word 'beta' following the names of as many programs on my computer as possible. It sounds like you're at the cutting edge and exploring new territory. I might change my name to 'Curly, Beta' - yeah, I like that.

I wrote a song the other day, but reading it back made me mad. I ripped it up and chucked it at the bin, I missed the bin and that just wound me up even more. I think my batteries are running low. There's been a serious lack of energy over the last few weeks - I haven't been eating my weetabix, obviously.

Last weekend I was in Oxford for a birthday party - It was pretty good fun. I was given a tour around Oxford in the dark - that was hugely enjoyable. We saw the venetian arch in the dark, and a couple of the colleges in the dark, it's a different way of looking at things I guess... I've also seen the Sydney Opera house, the Calgary tower, Big Ben, Edinburgh Castle, Trinity College Dublin, Latvias Freedom Monument and several British cathedrals in the dark too. I'm only cultural at night it seems.

Here are some Vodka jelly-babies and some vodka jelly left over from the party, tuck in but mind you don't get sticky fingers.