Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The choice is yours

I'm completely stumped as to what to write about at the moment. Something that was said to me at the weekend triggered my mood to swing from 'Bloody Happy' to 'Angry and reflective', and that's when I feel least creative.

So, I've come up with a few topics for you to choose from. I'll post again once I get at least 11 votes cast (and If I catch anyone inventing a new bl*gger identity to vote again, there'll be trouble). In the event of a tie, I'll probably just write something completely different. If there are less than 11 votes, I'll go get drunk and tell someone random instead.

So here we go:-

a) My Coke addiction
b) I've woken up next to more blokes than women in the last two years (no brokeback)
c) I attract more women when I'm hungover
d) I'm all talk
e) My drink problem

I'm still suffering from the guilt on a Wednesday which isn't normal. As a result, these stories all generally have a negative vibe to them (sorry about that). That might change if my mood improves.

Some topics will be more interesting than others...

Happy voting. I'm off to score some coke.

15 Comments:

At 3:45 pm, Blogger Léonie thought it was best to say...

I'm sorry you're in Angry/Reflective mode. I am sending you a virtual lemonade ice lolly to lift the spirits and stick to the tongue.

I would choose option b), but I only wanted filthy brokeback tales and seemingly you cannot provide those, so instead I want to choose option c). I also want to know what sort of testing you have used to prove this theory, and why you need eleven people to comment, as opposed to say, oh, I don't know, maybe ten.

 
At 5:03 pm, Blogger Teri thought it was best to say...

oh, c I guess - but really, why not all of them?

 
At 5:06 pm, Anonymous Cecilia thought it was best to say...

Why don’t you write about that question mark?

 
At 6:13 pm, Blogger Laura thought it was best to say...

Ooh, d), that sounds like it could be interesting.

 
At 8:06 pm, Blogger Astrid thought it was best to say...

I vote for the women-stories!!! Not sure why though.

 
At 10:46 pm, Blogger Huw thought it was best to say...

B), and a plan formulated to remedy it. Well, remedy it if you want. If you don't want to, you know I'm cool with that, right?

 
At 12:04 am, Blogger Cleavers thought it was best to say...

I'll have a B please Bob

 
At 2:13 am, Blogger Afe thought it was best to say...

C all the way

 
At 11:15 pm, Blogger The Phoenix thought it was best to say...

Yeah, C sounds good though I'm not committed.

 
At 12:38 am, Anonymous Anonymous thought it was best to say...

I already know all of these. How about f) Your friend Sud and why he is so cool. Everytime you write about him I feel like I just want to meet him and suck his magic cock.

Anonymous attractive young lady

 
At 1:19 am, Blogger Lucy thought it was best to say...

Deciding vote! This is, like, X factor or something, and I'm Simon Cowell. Only waaaaaay prettier, naturally. B), please. Or c). Though c) was a little pitchy.

 
At 5:39 am, Blogger Alina thought it was best to say...

I choose a. You might not mean Coca-Cola by it, but I don't care, because I have a C-C addiction! :D Actually, it's been a week with no such stuff, except for that watery like version they sell at McDonald's.

 
At 5:09 pm, Blogger Curly thought it was best to say...

Curses! I wasn't expecting to get the vote-quota filled so quickly... I've got to think of something to write now.

Léonie - A lemonade Ice lolly eh? You know how bad that makes me look seeing as I only offered you a measly mini-milk? 11 seemed like a better number...

Teri - Maybe all of them will be answered in time, but right now just one will have to suffice.

Cecilia - Ah, the cryptic vote. I like the idea of writing about the question mark though, interesting take on the poll!

Laura - Indeed, it COULD be... bah bah baaah (suspense sounds)

Astrid - Because EVERYONE loves women stories. I taking that as a 'C'?

Huw - No plans to remedy any of them yet, I'll keep you informed though!

Cleavers - The straight forward vote, and a reference to Blockbusters... I like it.

Afe - Another no-nonsense shout from Oz, great.

The Pheonix - Don't worry, I'm not entirely committed to writing anything just yet.

'Anonymous' - Wow, you sound like a REALLY attractive young lady, we should hook up sometime. Although I doubt I'll join you in any magical cock-sucking, thanks. Sud sure is a great guy.

Lucy - A wishy-washy answer there, not like Mr.Cowell at all... I'm taking that as a 'B'.. okay? (bleedin Irish)

Alina - Glad you've dropped by! Watery coke just doesn't hit the spot does it?

So, it looks like we're going for Option C at the moment. I'm out and about all weekend so you've got until Monday evening to influence the result...Take your time.

Enjoy the weekend folks!

 
At 2:29 pm, Blogger Astrid thought it was best to say...

Yes, a C it is!!!

 
At 9:48 pm, Blogger mona thought it was best to say...

curly curly curly
i vote for them all
go go go
bix
mona

 

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