Friday, January 06, 2006

Chav Nation

Anyone thinking of coming to Britain?

Take a look at this, and think about bringing a rifle.

I particularly like the "What they say" Section. (A not to non-Brits:- It's okay if you can't figure out what some of them are on about, neither can I)

My favourite Chav quote:-

"you are completly wrong we dont buy alloys then bodykit then bonnets and exhausts even a complete retard knows that you go choons allys exhausts lowering springs the kit then engin mods"

10 Comments:

At 1:08 pm, Blogger Cleavers thought it was best to say...

Oh lord, that's quite scary, as it sounds like something my younger brother would say, albeit with slightly better English and grammar.

Please don't let him turn into a chav.

Please.

 
At 6:37 pm, Blogger Art thought it was best to say...

R there any celebrities that aren't chavs then? They all seem to be.

See Celeb BB last night? Jodie's face ACTUALLY looked pretty with her hair nice n everything - even the dress was ok (well apart from the very very very low cut front!)

And apart form Jodie, all the other women look or sound like men. Who is Pete eh?

 
At 5:11 pm, Blogger mona thought it was best to say...

Ya..this made me change my mind about Britain,perhaps I shall pop by, with humour like this and all, who can resist?

 
At 7:11 pm, Blogger mona thought it was best to say...

Where is everyone???HEllo

 
At 11:06 pm, Blogger Afe thought it was best to say...

Hmm, chavs eh? I will have to investigate this strange phenomenon before I hit your shores.

 
At 2:11 pm, Blogger Curly thought it was best to say...

Mona - Have you been drinking?!!

Afe - They are a interesting species indeed, just keep your distance and don't snigger too loudly or you'll be 'asked out' (not for a date).

 
At 3:07 pm, Blogger Me Over Here thought it was best to say...

Silly Chavs won't keep me away. I find safety in my ignorance. Er...wait.

And trust me, San Antonio "thugs" are MUCH worse. They do this thing with their tongue and then say "Nahhhhhhh" really loud and nasaly...it's horrible (Not that I'm trying to one-up you or anything).

By the way, your "Post a Comment" link HATES me!

 
At 10:12 am, Blogger Astrid thought it was best to say...

This website says that if I had a baby girl and I would give her a Chav-name I would best wind up with Chelsea Chelsea and if it was a baby boy, it would be Jake Jake. Besides from the double name, I think both names aren't as weird as the site claims Chav-baby names to be or is that just me, Curly Curly?

 
At 11:57 am, Blogger Curly thought it was best to say...

MOH - you've had problems commenting here before haven't you? Blogger just being rubbish I imagine.

I guess most countries have a social group that they're not entirely proud of.

Astrid - My baby girl would be named Aaliyah Crystal, while a boy would be named Tyler Storm. They may sound like 'regular' names but you'll find that they are heavily associated with 'Chavs' over here!

 
At 12:13 am, Anonymous Undoubtedly Bodacious thought it was best to say...

I have the distinct pleasure of living in Newport/Casnewydd. The epicentre of all chavs, oh god help me! If I remember correctly, Newport was ranked pretty high on that list. Makes me proud *sheds tear*.

Nice blog ;-) Cymru am byth

 

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