Monday, July 11, 2005

I love Google Images!

They keep me amused for ages!

I was going to mention my annoying habit of attracting (much) older women, so I thought I'd do my usual image search for an old lady. Unfortunately, the 'Old Lady' results produced specimens that were way too old to use as examples. Once again though, the Canadians helped me out, the Canucks have an endearing term for ladies that prey on younger men, 'Cougars'. I expect that Americans also have this word in their vocabulary. I think that you have to be over 30 to qualify as a Cougar? Not entirely sure of the rules but it's something like that.

The point:-
I googled 'Cougars' and came up with a fascinating picture of Elisha Watserface from that 24 programme and a real Cougar - I don't have a clue how they ended up being on the same pic but I rather liked it! I've been staring at it for at least five minutes now trying to figure out what the hell was going through this persons head when they 'created' this image. I still can't figure it out.

1) Perhaps the Cougar is taunting Elisha? She does look pretty upset.
2) It could suggest that Elisha IS a Cougar - but she's too young for that at 22.*
3) Maybe that particular Cougar is auditioning as Kim Bauer in the next series of 24?

I just don't know, I give up. I'll let you figure it out.

Elisha as Kim Bauer in '24' and a Cougar

I remember the days when I first discovered google images, I searched for 'Banana' and was very amused with the results. I was so entertained, I decided to merge two of said results into one image - add a little technical wizardry (ms paint - see if you can spot it!) and KABLAM! A masterpiece!

Banana porn!

Tune in next week folks when I'll be creating amazing pictures using only dinosaurs and trains!

Maybe not eh?

*just discovered that Elisha is from Calgary... Canadians again. (imdb)


At 4:16 pm, Blogger Chris Cope thought it was best to say...

She looks a bit like a cougar.

At 9:09 pm, Blogger Laura thought it was best to say...

and I'm back! i read what you wrote about me. whats so suspicious about a belarussian coworker? i am intrigued.

also - cougars? good grief, are you really that bored?

At 9:34 pm, Blogger Astrid thought it was best to say...

I googled "Elisha" and "cougar" and found the answer to your question:

"Elisha was savagely attacked by a cougar and had to be rushed to the hospital while filming the hit American TV series 24. (April 16, 2004)."

Now did I win the grand-prize?

At 9:43 am, Blogger Curly thought it was best to say...

Chris - she does look a little like a Cougar in that pic, she doesn't normally I've been told.

Hey Laura! Nice to hear from you. Nothing suspicious about Belarussians but just thought that perhaps you'd been kidnapped or something...

Yes Astrid, you do win the top prize! I'll be mailing some extra good Karma your way soon. (please allow 10days for delivery)

At 10:27 pm, Blogger Astrid thought it was best to say...

Thanks! Yes, patience is one of the virtues I possess. Will it arrive through my chimney? Coz then I'd better get it cleaned out!!!


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